(If you just want a card that says “Happy Birthday”, keep looking.)
Some milestone birthdays can be overwhelming... so for those who may be feeling crushed under the weight of a large number this year, use this card to remind them that just about anything (their age, their problems, their entire existence) can be reduced to utter insignificance with a mere turn of phrase. |
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While I've always believed that the ideal card for a TRUE Beatles fan is a blank white cover, a more fun option would be this one. |
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Youthfulness, beauty, glamour, dancing with jigolos -- these are every old maid’s dreams. So if there's a mature woman in your life who is still celebrating her birthdays, this is the card for her. |
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This card is dense with fully-legible Wikipedia facts regarding the significance of the number 33. Math, Science, Culture... it’s all in there, ending with “33 years ago, you were born.” And on the inside: “...all meaningless without the last one.” So if you’re favourite 33-year-old’s head wasn't big enough already, this will boost their ego for the rest of the year at least. |
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This card is dense with fully-legible Wikipedia facts regarding the significance of the number 50. Math, Science, Culture... it’s all in there, ending with “50 years ago, you were born.” And on the inside: “...all meaningless without the last one.” Great for any 50-year old, especially one who got the ‘Thirty-Three’ card 17 years ago... they’ll think it’s part of an elite series and will probably cling to life long enough to see what kind of card they get at 100. |
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This one says it all. Literally, because I’ve included a version for every letter of the alphabet. (Pick the one that the geezer’s name starts with, of course!) |
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Here in Canada, turning 19 means you can now legally buy booze. Help commemorate this glorious event with a Birthday Card that doubles as a handy checklist of 19 different alcoholic beverages to try. How to use this card: Fill in the boxes with a checkmark as each drink is completed, or a red X if that drink makes them puke. |
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